1- Man said to God — Why did you make women so beautiful?
-God said to man .-.So that you will love them.
-Man said to God .-.But why did you make them so dumb?
-God said to man .-.So that they will love you.
2-For advanced learners… and teachers?
Early one morning, one of the gods was galloping around Mount Olympus. Invigorated by the brisk breeze, he shouted euphorically, “I’m Thor!”
His stallion looked back at him and reminded him, That’th becauthe you forgot the thaddle, thilly!
3– Did you hear about the skeleton who walked into a cafe?
-He ordered a cup of coffee and a mop.
1– 1. Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw?
2. Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard?
3-You can use this joke to explain that insulting someone is considered funny especially when that person is fishing for a compliment.
Mary: John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly. What do you think, Peter?
Peter: I think you’re pretty ugly.
4- Do you know what really amazes me about you?
-Oops.Sorry. I was thinking about someone else!
5– Why do we park our car in the driveway and drive our car on the parkway?
6– If tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?
7- A person who speaks two languages is bilingual…A person who speaks three languages is trilingual…
-A person who speaks four or more languages is multilingual.
-What is a person who speaks one language?