The doctor jokes

1– A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, Bow-wow!

-The cat ran away.

-What was that, Father?

– asked Baby Mouse. “Well, son, that’s why it’s important to learn a second language.

2-My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. 
So I asked him :What was the name of his other leg?

-Try this one with your students the next time you are teaching a lesson that includes this type of grammer.

3-The doctor to the patient: You are very sick
-The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion?
-The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too…

-I use this joke for retelling in reported speech. 

4-A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.
The doctor asks, What do you mean?
The man says, When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.
The doctor says,

-I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!” 

5– Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. 
-Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink. 

6-Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

-The teacher says, Why are you arguing?

-One boy answers, We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.

-You should be ashamed of yourselves, said the teacher, When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.

-The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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