1– A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, Bow-wow!
-The cat ran away.
-What was that, Father?
– asked Baby Mouse. “Well, son, that’s why it’s important to learn a second language.
2-My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him :What was the name of his other leg?
-Try this one with your students the next time you are teaching a lesson that includes this type of grammer.
3-The doctor to the patient: You are very sick
-The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion?
-The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too…
-I use this joke for retelling in reported speech.
4-A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.
The doctor asks, What do you mean?
The man says, When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.
The doctor says,
-I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!”
5– Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
-Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
6-Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
-The teacher says, Why are you arguing?
-One boy answers, We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.
-You should be ashamed of yourselves, said the teacher, When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.
-The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.