1.An old lady comes to her doctor and says,Doctor, you know how you told me I should avoid going up and down stairs as much as possible
“Yes,nods the doctor, we agreed on that after the latest X-rays.
“Well I don’t know if it was such a great recommendation. All the climbing up and down the rain gutter is really exhausting!
2. “Have you been sleeping by an open window, like I told you?asks a doctor his patient.
“Yes, just like you said, doc.
“And is the bronchitis gone now?
“Not yet, so far the only things gone are my laptop and cellphone.
3.Two elderly ladies, Mabel and Evie, meet at a café for a nice cup of coffee and a cake.
After a while, Mabel peers closely at Evie and says, “Evie, it looks like you have a suppository in your ear!
“It looks like you have a suppository in your ear, Evie!” says Mabel a bit louder.
Oh,checks Evie, you’re right! Drat, well, at least I know where my hearing aid is now.